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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Immaculate deception 竅門(中英雙語)

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        39.Immaculate deception

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        My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning.  Mom, who dislikes the task,stated in  a matter-of-fact way,”Oh,I'm giving it up. I'm going to let the dirt build up. Then I'll call the police, report a burglary, and let them come and dust for fingerprints.”

        媽媽和幾個朋友在談論打掃房于的事。媽媽不喜歡干這項工作,她講出了一個可行的辦法。“噢,我現在已不干了,我讓灰塵積攢下去,然后給警寨局打個電話,就說我家丟了
        東西。他們為了找指紋,就會把一切都打掃干凈的。”

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