外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹214：運氣太差(中英)
Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.
莎迪的丈夫杰克已經昏迷好幾個月了，他忠實的妻子不分晝夜地陪在他的床邊。
one night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, "My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?"
一天晚上，杰克蘇醒過來，示意他的妻子離近些，然后他說:“我的莎迪，你和我一起歷經了多少的苦難呀，當我失業的時候，你在一旁支持我;當我生意失敗的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我被打傷的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我們失去房產時，你在一旁陪伴我;當我生病的時候，你依舊在我的身邊。你知道嗎，莎迪?”
"What dear?" she asked gently.
“什么，親愛的?”莎迪輕聲地問。
"I think you're bad luck.”
“我覺得你的運氣太差了。”
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