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        簡短英語笑話一則

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          Customer: Give me a hot dog.

          Waiter: With pleasure.

          Customer: No, with mustard.

          顧客:來個熱狗。

          侍者:很高興。

          顧客:不要,加上芥末。

         ?。ㄗⅲ河⒄Z中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。怪不得他說不要pleasure,要芥末呢。)

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