雙語(yǔ)笑話：兩個(gè)律師
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老板走過來警告說，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”
兩個(gè)律師對(duì)看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。
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