躺在車子的前面是一頭驢子。
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
一輛轎車在街上發生了車禍。果然一大群人圍觀。一名報社記者迫切需要得到他的故事不可能接近那輛車。
他是個聰明的人,他大聲地喊起來:“讓我進去!讓我進去!我是受害者的兒子。”
人群給他讓開一條路。
躺在車子的前面是一頭驢子。
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