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        初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話20:你去哪兒了?(中英)

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        6.Where Have You Been?

        你去哪兒了?

        Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child'?" One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?" Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"

        古時(shí)候,有個(gè)人總是忘事。一天,他帶著小兒子出門。一高興,便讓兒子騎在自己的脖子上。過了一會(huì)兒,他忽然想起兒子來,逢人便問間:“你看到我的孩子了嗎?”有個(gè)同村的村民見了大笑,說:“你難道不知道他在你脖子上嗎?”一聽這話,這人一把將兒子一從脖子上揪下來,氣憤至極,狠狠地打了孩子,嚷道:“我叫你別亂跑,剛才你到哪里去了?”

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