英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： Sardines’ complaint 沙丁魚的抱怨（中英雙語）
137. Sardines' complaint
137.沙丁魚的抱怨
Two sardines were swimming in New York harbor when one suggested they go up to the Bronx for the weekend.”I'd rather not，"the other objected. "It's such a long swim."
兩條沙丁魚在紐約港游水，其中的一條建議到布朗恩斯（Bronx）去度周末。另一條沙丁魚反對說:“我認為最好不去。要游的距離太長了。”
"How about taking the subway?'his companion asked.
“那么從地鐵通道過去怎么樣?”他的同伴問。
"No way!"replied the second sardine."And be packed in there like people?"
“不可能，”第二條沙丁魚說:“難選要像人類那樣到地鐵里去亂擠嗎?”
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