英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Which is more dangerous 比較與鑒別（中英雙語）
109.Which is more dangerous
109.比較與鑒別
After 20 years as a pilot，I became an airport manager and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle，but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said，”Why don't you start flying again?"
開了20多年的飛機后，我被提升為機場經理。但不久我就感到了這項工作的壓力。為了放松一下，我想買輛摩托車騎。可家里人說那太危險。我妻子還說:“你為什么不繼續去開飛機?”
The next day，as I showed a businessman around the airport，he looked longingly at the planes. "I used to take flying lessons，but my wife made me quit," he lamented."She said it was dangerous.”
第二天，我陪同一個商人參觀機場，他緊緊地盯著那些飛機說:“我曾上過飛機課，但我妻子卻讓我放棄它。”那商人憤憤地說:“她說那太危險。”
"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle，"I advised. My new-found friend now has his pilot's license.
“那你就跟她說你想開摩托車。”我建議他。現在，我這位新結識的朋友已取得了飛機駕駛執照。
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