救人
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在圣路易斯的一所醫學院預科大學，學生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個特別復雜的概念，一個學生粗魯地打斷他的話，問道：“為什么我們一定要學這種東西？”
“為了救人。”教授很快回答，繼續講課。幾分鐘后，那個學生再次大聲堅持：“那么物理怎么救人呢？”教授回答：“它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫學院。”
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