幽默短文
Humour1
Teacher： What's your favourite food？
Sam：Hamburgers.
Teacher： Well， please spell it.
Sam： Oh， I change my mind. My favourite food is cake.
Humour2
Mum： Billy， what are your doing？
Billy： I'm feeding the monkeys. I'm giving them half of my peanuts.
Mum： That's nice.
Billy： Yes， I'm giving them the shells.
媽媽：比利，你在干嗎？
比利：我在喂猴子，我把花生的一半給了它們，
媽媽：你真乖。
比利：那當然，我在給它們吃花生皮。
Humour3
Customer： There is a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter： What do you want us to do――have a funeral？
顧客：我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅。
服務員：你需要我們做什么――舉行一個葬禮嗎？
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