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        英語幽默精讀【114】A Woman's answer

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          A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

          "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

          ※ Notes

         ?。?) create v.創(chuàng)造
         ?。?) foolish adj.愚蠢的

         

          ※ Exercises

          根據(jù)短文回答下列問題:

         ?、?Who were talking to each other?
         ?、?What question did the husband raise?
         ?、?The wife thought for a while before she answered, didn't she?
          ④ How did the wife think of the reason?
          ⑤ How did she answer the question?

          ※ 譯文

        婦女的回答

          一位丈夫?qū)λ钠拮诱f:“為什么上帝把婦女創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

          “噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很簡單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利悾腥瞬艜畚覀?。上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮?,我們才會嫁給他們。”

          ※ 練習(xí)參考答案

         ?、?A husband and his wife.
         ?、?He asked why God create women to be beautiful but foolish.
         ?、?No. She answered at once.
         ?、?Very simple.
         ?、?She said that God made women beautiful so men would love them; God made women foolish so they would men.

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