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            Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

            鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

            One should love animals. They are so tasty.

            每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

            Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

            要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。

            Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

            每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人,每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人。

            Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

            再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

            The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

            聰明人都不結婚,但一旦結了婚很難再聰明起來。

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