英漢雙語笑話：The Same Service 同樣的服務
the same service
a man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
"when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everything's changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
"i don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "you're still getting the same service."
同樣的服務
有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。
“新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。”
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/5094.html
相關文章
-
英語笑話笑死人不償命08： 愛護動物 (雙語)
The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.有個人牽了...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
Doctors Joke (92)
Patient：“Doctor，doctor，what can I put on my yellowish tooth？” Dentist：“A brown tie will suit perfectly.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
Family Joke(29)
During a dinner party，the hosts‘two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was ha...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
每日一笑（4.22）
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "* fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Take off you...
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
《美國偶像》評委的損人語錄，辛辣但很有創意
美國唱歌選秀節目《美國偶像（american idol）》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶臟字著稱，今天我們就來總結總結他那些經典的損人語錄。 ...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
Family Joke(70)
“Dad，the career counselor said that with a mind like mine I should study criminal law.” “That is wonderful，son. I‘m proud of you.” “He said I had a criminal mind.”更多 英語笑話、英...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
英文笑話: THE DRINKER
An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stan...
2018-12-25 英語笑話 -
不過那不是我想要的詞
In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balan...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Luke 路克（雙語）
Come on, Luke. Show him a good fight ...加油,路克。跟他好好戰斗…… 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹318：除了音樂(中英)
A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treat...
2018-11-03 英語笑話
