外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹318：除了音樂(中英)
A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水，吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家聽完音樂會(huì)后上汽車回家的時(shí)候，她問小薩莉:“你今天玩得好嗎?”
"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”
“噢，好極了，小姐。”薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
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