外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹317：我妹妹的手指頭(中英)
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老師:凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凱溫:對不起。老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老師:怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?
Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
凱溫:噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
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