英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Share 分享（中英雙語）
79.Share
79.分享
As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.
作為一個每隔兩年生一個小孩，現已是三個小孩的母親，我到晚止時常感列精疲力盡。他們的父親和我給孩子們訂下嚴格的規定:講完故事、祈禱、喝水、上廁所之后，他們必須馬上上床睡覺。不許再干別的事。
One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"
一天晚上，經過了一番努力，三個孩子終于鉆進了被窩。我來到了廚房想吃點餅干，喝點牛奶，獨自呆一會兒。我剛想放松一下，就被二個孩子團團圍住。他們站在那兒盯著我吃東西.我轉向他們的父親問:“我們還要不要遵守規定了?”
Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "
我們三歲的小孩說:“媽媽，還是堅持按規定做吧！”
Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"
我知道她不想去睡覺，就問:“瑪麗莎，那么規定是怎么說的呢?”
"Share with one another,"she replied.
“有福同享。”她回答說。
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