鉆石行星
A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."
一個女人剛剛結婚，在街上遇到一個朋友，有一天，朋友問她婚后生活如何。不太好！他吃得像豬一樣，他從不洗澡，他把臟衣服都扔在家里。他真令我惡心，我幾乎吃不下飯?！薄班?，”朋友說，“為什么你不`離開他？”“我會的，說：”第一人。”我想做第一個掉肉12磅的。
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