英語(yǔ)笑話：兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng) Two hearts beating
英語(yǔ)笑話：兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng) Two hearts beating
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護(hù)士：手術(shù)后你感覺怎樣？
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。
護(hù)士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
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