盤點那些令人抓狂的英語繞口令

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　　1. can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

　　你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？

　　2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish。

　　我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。

　　3. i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

　　我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋！

　　4. how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?

　　a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies。

　　如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。

　　5. the driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 這個司機喝醉了，他把醫(yī)生的車開進了一個大深溝里。

　　6. whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not。

　　whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot。

　　we'll weather the weather whether we like it or not。

　　無論是晴天或是陰天。

　　無論是冷或是暖，

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