Wash your face
Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
David: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
洗你的臉
老師:大衛,為什么你不洗你的臉?我能從你臉上看出你今天早餐有什么?
大衛:是什么?
老師:雞蛋。
大衛:錯誤,老師。那是昨天吃的。
A Note：
Why don't/doesn’t sb. do sth.某人為什么不做某事Why not to do sth?為什么不做某事呢？意思為做某事吧。
Why not!為什么不呢？意思為:做吧!
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