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        那我還有機會恢復嗎?

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        Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my

        chances of recovery?

        Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that

        only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now,nine of

        my patients have already died of it. You are the

        tenth!

        病人:醫生,請告訴我真相。那我還有機會恢復嗎?


        醫生:百分之一百!統計數據顯示,只有10%的人死于該病。現在

        ,我9個病人都死于它。你是第十個!
               

                                

            

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