英漢雙語笑話：比你跑得快就夠了
two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. the bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. the first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
the second guy says, "what are you doing? sneakers won't help you outrun that bear."
"i don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says, "i just need to outrun you."
兩個人外出野營。就在他們朝一處樹林走去的時候，突然看見在距離他們大約50英尺的一片開闊地上有一頭大灰熊。大灰熊看見他們了，開始朝他們逼來。第一個人趕緊扔下背包，取出一雙運動鞋，狂亂地穿了起來。第二個人見狀，說：“你干嗎呢？你就是穿上運動鞋也跑不過大灰熊的呀。”第一個人說：“我不必比大灰熊跑得快，我只需要比你跑得快就行了。”
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