初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話21：誰的兒子最了不起?（中英）
7.Whose Son Is the Greatest?
誰的兒子最了不起?
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.
四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。
"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room,people say, Hello, Monsignor."
“我的兒子是教士，”第一位母親自豪地說，“他走進房間時，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’”
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency."'
第二位母親繼續說:“我的兒子是主教。他進入房間時，人們都說，‘您好，大人。’”
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Eminence."'
“我的兒子是紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他一走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。’”
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!”’
第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高6英尺10英寸，體重300磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說，‘哦，我的上帝!’”
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