你的禮物味道好極了
A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. He immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother. It cost him$50，000.
一位好萊塢制片人決定送他母親一份生日禮物。他聽說有一只神奇的鳥會說12種語言，會唱10種著名歌劇，便立即買下這只鳥，寄給了母親。這只鳥花了他5萬美元。
The day after his mother's birthday, he phoned to her. "What did you think of the bird, Mother？" he asked eagerly. His mother replied, "Oh well, It's very delicious!"
他母親生日的第二天，他打電話給她。“媽媽，您覺得那只鳥怎么樣啊？”他急切地問道。他母親回答說:“啊，味道好極了！”
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