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        Great Event 林肯過生日

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        Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

        Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

        Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

        Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

        林肯過生日
        老師:1809年發生了什么重大事件?

        小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯誕生。

        老師:正確。那么1812年發生了什么重要事件呢?

        小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的三周歲生日。

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