那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事103：好客
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Hospitality
好客
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for Serving applepie without any cheese.The IittIe boy Of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of Cheese Which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled, put the Cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.Where did you find the Cheese?"
客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？
" in the rat—trap,sir." replied the boy.
“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”小男孩說。
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