同樣的服務--雙語幽默笑話
The Same Service
同樣的服務
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
“新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。”
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”
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