記下這句話
大象
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來?！崩鲜笳f?！拔乙v給我認識的一只跳蚤聽?！?
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