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        英語笑話:好客

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          導(dǎo)語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

          Hospitality

          The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment

          and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have

          better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

          好客

          由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時(shí),家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會(huì)兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。

          客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。

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