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        A Brain Transplant

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          The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

          "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."

          The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.

          The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused."

          腦移植

          一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。

          “你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。”醫生告訴病人,“一個心理學家的大腦1000美元,一個政治家的大腦10000美元。

          病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別,“政治家的大腦好一些嗎?”他問。

          醫生說:“不是好一些,只是沒有用過。”

          NOTE:

          transplant v. 移植,移種,移民,遷移 n. 移植,被移植物,移居者

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