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Another wrote asking why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her． The editor wrote that if the young man would send in his photograph they likely would be able to tell．

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有人來信問道，為什么他吻女友時，她總是閉著眼睛。編輯回信說，如果那年輕人能把他的相片寄去的話他們大概就能回答了。

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