他可以占我的位置
The sermon was everlastingly tiresome. Finally the minister said: "Having spent an half hour with I saiah, and an half hour with Jeremiah, and an half hour with Ezekiel, we come now to Hosea—what place shall we assign to Hosea？”
Then a stranger sleepily arose and said: "I don't know who Hosea is, but he can have my place, I'm going home．”
他可以占我的位置
布道沒完沒了，單調乏味。最后牧師說：“半小時和以賽亞在一起，半小時和耶利米在一起，還有半小時和以西結，現在輪到何西阿了——我們該把何西阿安排在哪里呢？”
這時一個陌生人昏昏欲睡地站起來說：“我不知道何西阿是誰，但他可以占我的位置，我這就回家了。”
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