那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事128：吉姆的歷史考試
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Jim's history examination
吉姆的歷史考試
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination ?
姨媽：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣？
Mother:Oh,not at all well,but there,it wasn't his fault. Why ,they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事情。
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