英語幽默笑話30秒Unit22：: guardian angle守護天使(雙語)
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時候聽到一個聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停！站住不要動瞅口果你再走一步，就會有一個磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted；
那個聲音再次叫說：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停！站住不要動，如果你再走一步，就會有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因為曾被指示過，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過轉角處，差一點撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問說：“你在哪里？你是誰？”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個聲音回答說：“我是你的守護天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎？那我結婚的時候：你死到哪里去了？”
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