老板和秘書
“why don’t you answer it?” he called at last.
She came to the door of his office. “because it’s always for you,” she daid.
她的第一個工作是做秘書。她速記不錯，打字也相當好。可老板注意到她從不接電話。電話鈴一遍一遍地響，她從來不接。“你為什么不接電話？”終于老板叫了起來。她走到老板辦公室門口說：“因為電話總是找你的。”
Boss: There are too many spelling mistakes in this letter that you have typed. There’s no excuse for that. You must use a dictionary when you are in doubt.
Secretary: But the trouble is that I am never in doubt.
老板：你剛剛打印的這封信拼音錯誤太多，沒理由這樣。你沒把握的時候一定要查查詞典。
秘書：可是，問題是我沒有沒把握的時候。
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