那不可能是我的羊
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing.
They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them.
He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them!
The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
有兩個人一起去遠足，當他們來到一個廢棄的礦井。他們?nèi)釉谝粔K石頭等待它驚人的底部的聲音，但什么也沒聽到。他們?nèi)恿艘粔K更大的石頭，仍然在等待。還是什么都沒有。
他們尋找一些更大的面積，來到一個鐵路枕木。有很大的困難，這兩個人又扔了下去。在等待它觸底，一只山羊突然竄和它們之間跳進洞里！
這些家伙仍然站在那里，驚訝地看著他們的臉上的行動的山羊當一個人走到他們。
他問他們是否在該地區(qū)看到的任何一只山羊和他們說，一個剛剛跳到他們面前的礦井！
那人回答說，“哦，那不可能是我的羊，我被拴在枕木上。”
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