但我的工作量是如此巨大
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then."
He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"
"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
一個年輕的律師，開始了他的私人執(zhí)業(yè)，是開發(fā)潛在客戶很著急。
當(dāng)他看到他辦公室的第一個客人進(jìn)門來，他立即拿起電話，說，“我很抱歉，但我的工作量是如此巨大，我不能至少一個月，看看你的問題。我會回電給你。”
然后他轉(zhuǎn)身剛走進(jìn)來，那人說，“現(xiàn)在，我能為你做什么？”
“沒什么，”那個人回答說。”我在這里
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