雙語笑話郵件自動回復創意十足①

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　　相信很多人都會在外出或休假時把自己的郵件設置成“自動回復”——寫上一小段話向來信的人說明自己不在。而以下這幾位老兄就有才了，看看他們的回復，你會不會哭笑不得呢？　　1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood。
　　1. 我現在不在辦公室、在外頭面試一工作。如果成不了，我就回來回復你——你最好有心理準備我會發飆。　　2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all。
　　2. 你現在收到這個自動回復就表示我不在辦公室。如果我在辦公室，那你多半啥也收不到。　　3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team。
　　3. 抱歉錯過了你的消息，因為我現在醫生這里、讓他們把我整一個沒心沒肺的，好晉升到管理層。　　4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received。
　　4. 要等我休假回來我才有時間刪你發來的郵件哦。耐心點，我會按你發的順序依次刪除噠！　　5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message。
　　5. 謝謝你的來信。前十個字將從你的信用卡中扣除5.99美金，以后每個字按1.99美金計費。

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