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        英漢幽默故事選讀【45】

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        A Call from a Frog

          A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "

          The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

          "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.

          Notes:

          (1) frog n.青蛙
          (2) psychic n.通靈之人
          (3) semester n.(美國)一個學期
          (4) biology n.生物學

          Exercises:

          根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F):
          ① A frog visits the psychic one day.
          ② The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged
          ③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.
          ④ The frog would like to meet her at a party.
          ⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.

        青蛙的電話

          青蛙撥打通靈熱線。電話中說:“你將遇到一位美麗的年輕女子,她要了解你的一切。”

          青蛙說:“這太棒了!我會在舞會上遇見她,還是――?”

          “不,”通靈者說,“是在下個學期她的生物課上。”

          練習參考答案:

          ①F②F③T④T⑤T

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