英語腦筋急轉彎
Questions:
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養長頸鹿最不花錢？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什么不再關注打雪仗了？
5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men?為什么總是男人比女人先禿頭？
6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么？
8. Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴？
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。
2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。
3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
4. The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。
5. Because women wear hair longer.因為女人頭發留得長。
6. Noise.噪音。
7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。
9. At a retail store.在零售商店。
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