令偷盜者高興的便條--雙語幽默笑話
mrs brown was going out for the day. she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: nobody home. don't leave anything.
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西！
when she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked（洗劫，掠奪） . on the note she had left, she found the following message added:
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：
thanks! we haven't left anything!
謝謝！我們什么也沒留下！
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