外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹120：生意不景氣的時候(中英)
George worked in San Francisco He was not married, and he usually had his lunch, and occasionally his dinner, in small restaurants.
喬治在舊金山工作。他沒結婚，通常他都是在小餐館吃午餐，偶爾也在那兒吃晚餐。
One evening he decided to go to an expensive restaurant, and when he got in, he saw a large，heavy man who he had not seen for several years sitting by himself at a table. He thought for a few moments and then remembered the man' s name, so he went up to him and said politely, "Hello, Mr. Grey. How's business?"
一個傍晚，他決定到一家貴一點的餐館去吃飯。進去的時候，他看見一位塊頭很大，好幾年沒見面的朋友獨自坐在一邊。他想了一會兒，記起了這個人的名字，就走過去很禮貌地說:“晦!格雷先生，近來生意可好?”
"Oh, it' s not good at all,” the large man answered.
這位大塊頭回答:“一點也不好。”
George looked at the expensive food and wine on Mr. Grey's table and was surprised. "It certainly doesn't look as if your business is bad，”he said.
喬治看了看格霍先生桌上的美酒佳肴，很驚訝地說:“看來你的生意好像不壞嘛!”
"Well，”Mr. Grey answered sadly, "I'm afraid you’re wrong. A few years ago I was doing very well, and could afford to bring my wife to this place for dinner too.”
格雷先生滿臉愁容地回答:“哦!恐怕你搞錯了。幾年前，生意不錯的時候，我可以把我太太也帶來一塊兒吃晚餐。”
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