外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹119：飯前的謝恩祈禱(中英)
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一個基督教徒被扔到獅子籠里，萬分驚恐之下他跪在地上開始祈禱。與此同時，獅子也跪在地上開始祈禱。這個基督教徒看了非常高興，說道“感謝上帝!原來這還有個教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
獅子聽了馬上回答說“我不認識你，剛才我是在做飯前的謝恩祈禱。”
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