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          One day a little girl came home from school,and said to her mother,“Mommy,today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.”

          The mother exclaimed,“But that‘s terrible!I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this……by the way,what was it that you didn‘t do?”

          The little girl replied,“My homework.”

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