Lazy
We sometimes wonder if there are any limits to a man`s laziness.
I once heard two men talking.
One said, "I`m thinking of going to Australia. The news says that someone`s discovered a diamond mine in the Outback where they sit all over the ground. All you have to do is bend down and pick them up."
The other guy looked at his friend and said, "Bend down?"
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