媽，你肯定一直都表現很糟
Mother: "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair."
Susie: "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!"
母親: "每次你表現不好,我就多長一根白發."
蘇茜: "天哪,媽,那你肯定一直都表現很糟,看看外婆吧!"
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