雙語幽默漫畫：Cops and Robbers 如此抓賊
welcome to the six o’clock news! our top story tonight: an armed criminal robbed the iron lifts gym earlier today and then fled on foot.
歡迎收看六點鐘新聞報道！今晚新聞頭條是：一個武裝劫匪在今天較早前搶劫了健身房，然后徒步逃跑。
police have been in pursuit for hours, but the culprit has yet to be apprehended.
警方追蹤了數小時，罪犯仍未被逮捕。
（小編有話說：在跑步機上抓賊，如此特殊，極為罕見，罪犯是呆，警察是豬呀╮(╯▽╰)╭）
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