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　　A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

　　He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

　　The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

　　主要入口處

　　一個商店主看到一個和他賣幾乎相同東西的店在隔壁開張很慌張，那個店豎起一個大牌子：最好的商品

　　他看到他的右邊又有一個競爭對手，也有一個更大的牌子“最便宜的價格”他也很不安。

　　終于他不再不安了，因為他想出了個好主意他樹立了一個最大的牌子在中間，他的店面前：“主要入口處”

　　NOTE

　　brand n. 商標,牌子,

　　erect adj. 直立的,豎立的,筆直的 vt. 蓋,使豎立,使直立,樹立,建立

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