每日一笑：Diagnosis.(7.11)
A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me, Doc?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor.
醫生的診斷
一男子走進醫生的辦公室。只見他鼻子里有片黃瓜，左耳朵里有點兒胡蘿卜，右耳朵里有些香蕉。
“醫生，我怎么了（得了什么病）？”他問道。
“你吃東西的方式不正確。”醫生回答。
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