你丈夫需要安靜地休息。
Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills. Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you. 醫生:你丈夫需要安靜地休息。這是安眠藥。 老婆:我什么時候給他吃? 醫生:這是給你的。
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